Sunday, May 15, 2005
Country Crock
Shedd's Spread Country Crock makes the best butter ever. C'mon other butters, you are not even trying. Recently Mr. Shedd has come out with a new line of side dishes in deceptivly familiar containers. How am I supposed to know which one is the butter? When I reach in the fridge I use colors and shapes to navigate to the items I want to retrieve. Damn you Shedd, you had a good thing going, until now.
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Nah, Rear Admiral Shedd has long since fumbled his good thing going. His Country Crock Lite is a laughable attempt to slim his (admittedly scruptidiliumptious) bucket-o'-lard. I mean, it's in a damned crock -- don't put a broccoli recipe on the tub and call it healthy.
/still bitter about non-alcoholic beer
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