Pineapple Upsidedown Cake

Whatever happened to pineapple upside-down cake? Somebody needs to bring that shit back. Cake tastes way better when you flip it upside down.

Country Crock

Shedd's Spread Country Crock makes the best butter ever. C'mon other butters, you are not even trying. Recently Mr. Shedd has come out with a new line of side dishes in deceptivly familiar containers. How am I supposed to know which one is the butter? When I reach in the fridge I use colors and shapes to navigate to the items I want to retrieve. Damn you Shedd, you had a good thing going, until now.

Under Pressue

Its just a bunch of carbon, scientifically known as 'stuff'. But if put under the right conditions of extreme pressure for a prolonged duration it can transform into something quite beautiful. Catherine Allison Green has responded favorably to my proposal of marriage. June 10th 2006 is the date. PDiddy will be jealous.